So, I can't even believe I didn't tell you all about the adventures of having Doctor Douche work at the hospital a while back, but that's a whoooooooole 'nother story. In fact, it's like...a whole 'nother blog site! Anyways, just be aware that when this one dude whom I've always referred to as "Doctor Douche" was fired by my company, I thought that all the shadiness that happened when he was around would disappear with him. He was a lunch thief...among other things..and he must've rubbed off on someone else because guess what? He's gone...and so is my lunch! Twice. Here's what happened...
Yesterday, I was in a rush and decided I didn't have time to prepare a healthy lunch and get my baby to daycare in 15 minutes. So, I just grabbed two slices of left over pizza (Hawaiin btw) and shoved it in a big ziplock bag and drove off to work. Well, when I first arrived, I just wrote my name on the bag of pizza in HuGe LeTteRs (and come on...could you seriously mix the name "Heiporo" up with anyone else?) and put my lunch in the fridge. Not even an hour rolled by and I realized I was pretty freaking hungry cuz I hadn't eaten any breakfast so I went to the break room to get one slice to hold me over and guess what? Someone had eaten one of my slices of pizza! WTF?!?!?!
You think that it ends there? No. The previous day I had gone home sick and left my leftover spaghetti lunch in the fridge. So, being that one of my slices of pizza had been eaten, I opted for my left over spaghetti. (Also clearly labeled as property of HEIPORO). And guess what? Some mofo ate my spaghetti and put the empty container back in the fridge! Double WTF?!?!?!? Yeah.
So I'm thinking that I will randomly booby trap my lunches and see if I can catch the jerkface. Cuz like I was thinking...Steal from me once Lunch Thief...Shame on you...But steal from me TWICE? It...Is...On.
Yesterday, I was in a rush and decided I didn't have time to prepare a healthy lunch and get my baby to daycare in 15 minutes. So, I just grabbed two slices of left over pizza (Hawaiin btw) and shoved it in a big ziplock bag and drove off to work. Well, when I first arrived, I just wrote my name on the bag of pizza in HuGe LeTteRs (and come on...could you seriously mix the name "Heiporo" up with anyone else?) and put my lunch in the fridge. Not even an hour rolled by and I realized I was pretty freaking hungry cuz I hadn't eaten any breakfast so I went to the break room to get one slice to hold me over and guess what? Someone had eaten one of my slices of pizza! WTF?!?!?!
You think that it ends there? No. The previous day I had gone home sick and left my leftover spaghetti lunch in the fridge. So, being that one of my slices of pizza had been eaten, I opted for my left over spaghetti. (Also clearly labeled as property of HEIPORO). And guess what? Some mofo ate my spaghetti and put the empty container back in the fridge! Double WTF?!?!?!? Yeah.
So I'm thinking that I will randomly booby trap my lunches and see if I can catch the jerkface. Cuz like I was thinking...Steal from me once Lunch Thief...Shame on you...But steal from me TWICE? It...Is...On.
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Try a lunchbox with a burglar alarm on it. (requires knowing about electricity) I once had a problem with a lunch tamperer. What I did was tie the plastic bag and draw a line on the knot with an invisible marker, and like CSI, verify it wasn't tampered with using a UV flashlight!
You don't want to do anything that can harm the douche bag. Beware that if the thief gets mad he may become a tamperer. The optimum is keeping it in your locker if you have one.